Wednesday 13 September 2017

An Electric shock to the Environ-Mentals!

I was washing my hands full of mud after settling a life in a pot in my small little garden, which brings me to the biggest conundrum when it comes to saving the environment.  Once you are done with your deed and you wash your hands, how do you wipe them dry? With a disposable paper towel? It is most effective and convenient , especially if it is made of recycled paper. But perhaps an entire forest was razed to make all that paper. A fancy hotel places a tray full of cloth towels. Which seems eco friendly. Use, wash and Re-use. But can you imagine the amount of cloth towels that get to put away for a wash after a single wipe within 24 hours in such place? And you think the energy consumed in getting them laundered involves butterflies and dew drops?

The only method that involves no deforestation and no landfills is a blow dryer. Most give out a gentle whiff of air that’s only good at drying out your last molecule of patience. But there effective ones that dry your hands real quick. The power for these powerful dryers doesn’t come from that tiny solar panel placed on the roof many years ago on World Environment Day. It comes from smoke spewing power stations. Speaking of smoke spewing, India is aiming for all electric car fleet by 2030, which means petrol and diesel would be tanked. Not because fossil fuels will end. But because of “conscious decision” by Ministry of Power and Renewable energy to eliminate everything that will make our air, water and planets dirtier.

In the good old days, when naturally aspirated engines used to work on streets, which were until about April 2014, there was only one thing that annoyed me. The look on people’s faces when I used to fish out my five year old dumbphone. I loved my dumbphone. It had GPS navigation with simple browser, I could browse, access multiple email accounts, send and receive emails with attachments. More importantly, it had two-three day battery life. Besides it used to fit in pockets, nooks and crannies. But then, Google stopped support for Gmail on Java based phones- dumbphones for you and me.

Thanks to planned obsolescence, I finally gave into a smartphone. It had 1 Gigs of RAM and 8 Gigs of memory. But before I get to know its full features the device was already outdated. If I had to replace any part it either cost me the price of new phone or it wasn’t available because my phone is too ancient.

Which is when it struck me. Motown isn’t the best of health. But Silicon valley is thriving. A car, if maintained well, lasts ten years. A flagship smartphone lasts three years before you start complaining about lack of storage, lack of battery and how apps don’t open as fast as they used to.
Sure a car is several times more expensive than a phone. But when you buy a communication device, whether for 10k or 80k, it’s ridiculous that it can’t provide three years of hassle free service. This, when cars in the developed world, with infrastructure that’s easier on wear and tear, can clock in seven figures on their odo and keep running. It may seem cars will continue being that- work horses that keep running if you provide fuel and service.

But I am not so sure. You see Silicon Valley is already at the forefront of the automobile revolution that’s taking place as you are reading this. Fully electric cars, driverless cars, cars which communicate with other cars. We have gone much beyond electric cars now. But electric cars have the same problems as phones. Battery packs. They take time to charge and over months their ability to hold a charge diminishes. Cars are going to be about software. If your manufacturer or a Google abandons operating system and security updates for the connected cars older than a couple of years, you wouldn’t be as eager to look up new cars on Amazon.

The automobile is polluting, crude slow and relies on century old tech. Agreed. But the automobile is the only consumer durable product, that’s hardy; tough can take beating and last a decade and never become obsolete unless you drive it off a cliff. You see the problem with our lot is we always take the pitchforks and sickles to the evil that’s in front of our eyes. But are blissfully ignorant of the evils we don’t see.

The super sleek, super light smartphone on which you might be reading, emits 2,25,000g of carbon in its manufacturing process. That’s as much as a Porche 911 emits over 1000km. And this is obviously not your first laptop or smartphone. Do consider what happens to the gadgets we discard. And what can possibly happen when these cars turn into mere electric gadgets! The electric cars we would see may not pollute, but the contribution to environment in the manufacturing, maintenance and disposal won’t be much clearer  than the point which I am trying to make.

A study by the Central Pollution control Board and the National Environmental Engineering Research Institute reveals that the percentage contribution of particulate matter in the air by petrol cars is 0.06 percent and diesel cars is 1.17 percent. And would you want to know the star contributors in this list? Bakeries- 5.8% , Paved road dust – 11.8% , Unpaved road dust- 17.76%, Construction- 8% , Garbage dump burning – 10.84%, and right at the top , Powerplants-20.99%

Pollution and its pitfalls are true. But if we are going to comprehensively target only objects with tailpipes – much less diesel engines above 2000cc as the sole reason for bad air and diseases, then let that be some sort of personal satisfaction. Because that’s doing nothing to eradicate pollution.

I do feel like taking a naturally aspirated inline six cylinder petrol Porche  and howling and burning some rubber and doing a orchestra in front of the premises of the  Ministry of State for Power and Renewable energy to make them understand the seriousness. But this blog is all I have…


Maybe I will start with a “conscious decision” to save environment by walking out of the washroom with dripping hands.